Bumper stickers 18
"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!" "According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist." "Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have." "How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?" Seen on a woman's car: "Men call us birds, we pick up worms" "Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear." "Give me ambiguity or give me something else." "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" "I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles."